So while we're at it, here are some things I'm NOT thankful for (2011 edition)
Admittedly, this may not be the healthiest practice, but creating of list of things I am not thankful for each Thanksgiving is slowly becoming one of my favorite Turkey-Day traditions. (Get a load of my 2009 unthankful list here and the 2010 one right here.)
Enjoy yourself today! Have a happy one, and stop feeling guilty. Just have that second slice of pie already.
This year, I'm totally not thankful for:
- Hang nails
- Improper turn-signal usage
- Stuck drawers
- That Whitney show
- Cold noses
- Cold toes
- The cold in general
- (Also, having a cold)
- Armpit stains
- Commissioned-based sales people who follow you around a store
- Stale chapstick
- The time right between haircuts when your bangs are just slightly.too.long
- Questionable drops of water that fall from the sky on sunny days
- Bad puns in otherwise good television shows
- Errant hairs
- Realizing that your chocolate-chip cookie is actually an oatmeal-raisin one
- Spotty cell-phone service
- Layovers
- Delayed flights
- 3-1-1 for carryons
- A burned tongue and/or roof of the mouth
- Unwanted stickiness
- Tootsie Rolls, or any candy trying to masquerade as chocolate (the jig is UP, Tootsie Rolls--just cool it!)